Q – Dear Assole, How thirsty would you have to be to drink a pint of wheat grass? AB
A – Listen AB-hole, wheat fucking grass is for sissies. I might be an asshole but I’m sure no fucking sissy. For me to drink a pint of fucking wheat grass, it would have to be the last fucking liquid on the goddamn planet AND it would have to give me a super erection so I could go on a fuck frenzy or something. Otherwise, I wouldn’t touch that shit. It’s what assholes drink.
