What has three assholes and stinks?

This week’s fucking Asshole of the Week Award, that’s what. Why fucking three you ask? Well simply because there are three people that richly deserve the honors.

First, the fan fucking favorite: Shittany Spears.

LOTS of fucking people wrote to me saying that she ought to win this special recognition and if it weren’t for that I probably wouldn’t even have thought of her since I try not to fucking think of that dumb fucking slut if I can help it. I did see lots of yapping about her online though and also saw that pathetic fucking video of some other fucking dumbshit crying about how Shittany was being mistreated. Get a fucking life. Now pardon me while I fucking puke.

A little closer to home and a whole lot more fucking depressing is asshole number two: Bill Belichick:

The everyone fucking cheat excuse is pretty fucking lame and I give the man kudos for taking fucking responsibility and coughing up 500k but he’s sullied the sterling fucking reputation of the finest football team on earth and that certainly earns him the fucking title of asshole of the week.

And finally we come to the hardest one of all, a man that I come to expect far better from, Fitzy:

I’ve long looked forward to Friday mornings when could watch Fitzy’s Wicked Pissah Webcasts. For fucking weeks now, Fitzy hasn’t done jack shit. Last week he fucking pussied up and posted an apology and a fucking promise to get back in the fucking saddle. That was almost 10 fucking days ago and we still got nothing. I suspect he’s sitting at home, pants around his ankles, dick in one hand old copy of Penthouse in the other just mindlessly jacking off. At least I hope that’s what’s happening. I could at least understand that. Any other cause for delay though earns an asshole of the week award.

Thanks to all who sent in names and nominations. It is fucking amazing how many fucking assholes there are in the fucking world and it sucks for everyone of us that has to fucking see, smell or deal with them.