Q – Hello. Today I saw on CNN there is a poll about people going out who are 10 years different in age and the question was if that was OK. Do you think that is OK asshole? Bart.
A – My fucking rule of thumb is that as long as both people can buy booze all bets are fucking off. Me 31 she 21 – Bingo. She 24 he 14 – I don’t think so. He 16 she 6 – that’s just fucked up.
I don’t know why some fucking people have issues with a fucking age difference. Look, if you don’t want to fuck some old guy that’s your fucking choice – but don’t try to tell old guys that they can’t try to fuck younger women – that’s their fucking dream. And when you have fucking shows like Age of Love it seems pretty clear that people like the idea of intergenerational fucking. So to anyone who has a fucking problem with it – shut the fuck up and stop being an asshole.
Sweet! I’m totally going after Nikki Sixx now, I’m 22 and he’s like, what, 45? 50? I don’t care, he has tattoos.
Comment by greenmetropolis — September 18, 2007 @ 8:18 am |
Thank you… next!
Comment by Paul B. — September 18, 2007 @ 7:33 pm |
“intergenerational fucking”, hahaha, I learn something new from you every day A-Hole…here’s my opinion on the topic: I think girls SHOULD try to hook up with older dudes, ’cause we all know that men age better than broads, so if you get a “same-ager”, he’s just gonna ditch you for a young pup later on….so yeah, bring on the old balls!……………….
Comment by romi41 — September 18, 2007 @ 8:06 pm |
When I’m old that’s all I’m going to do…Bang young chicks…
And how do you think hookers make money!?…From fucking old dudes…
Comment by King Steve — September 18, 2007 @ 11:10 pm |
Romi, as always, you make good fucking points; and I get older I will treasure your fucking wisdom.
Steve, I think hookers are a separate category. It’s not like people are saying, “Oh, he’s 50 but the hooker he banged is 53 so it’s cool.”
Comment by nahole — September 19, 2007 @ 7:19 am |
i’m with you on this one too ahole. over 21? lets have some fucking fun!
it’s no secret that i’m 31 and dated a 52 year old before. we had our own issues, but they weren’t age related at all. they were just asshole related.
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