Q – Asshole, on Sunday, I was helping a friend with a computer problem and had to get them a new hard drive. It was almost 9:00 which is when all of the stores here close. I went to Walmart’s site and it said the store near me was open till 10:00 so I rushed over and got there at 9:15 only to be told that they closed at 9:00. That really frosted my flakes. Why do they suck so bad? Klinghoffer
A – Because they’re fucking Walmart. Look dude (of dudette) that place blows more fucking chunks then all the winos in Newark. Your fucking question raises a whole fucking bunch of questions that I think need fucking answers:
1 – why the fuck are you “helping” a fucking friend? Friends are supposed to help you, not the other fucking way around
2- are you fucking trying to impress everyone with you mad fucking skillz? “Oh, my fucking name is Klinghoffer and I’m a fucking douche bag. Do you need a fucking hard drive? Maybe I have one up my ass that you can have.
3 – why didn’t you just punch the jackass at Walmart in the fucking mouth and just go in there to get the shit you needed. Leaving is something only a fucking pussy would do and I guess that makes you a fucking pussy.
In fact, you’re a fucking idiot pussy who shoves shit up their fucking ass. Walmart doesn’t fucking suck – you fucking suck.
And and asshole.
“That really frosted my flakes…” Ha.
Comment by bronsonfive — January 9, 2008 @ 3:12 pm |
Hahaha…I don’t even know what to say….
I hate Walmart.
Comment by King Steve — January 10, 2008 @ 4:01 am |
Personally, I would prefer my flakes frosted….just saying, is all.
Comment by greenmetropolis — January 10, 2008 @ 9:07 am |
Walmart sucks…? Really? Ok. How the hell would I know anyway. They tried to launch in Europe but nobody went there so they closed down and went to China instead.
Says a lot about Europeans and a whole lot less about China.
Comment by Paul B. — January 10, 2008 @ 12:45 pm |
Hahahha…I love how you turned that shit around and klinghoffer or whatever didn’t even see it coming…”Do you need a fucking hard drive? Maybe I have one up my ass that you can have.”….that was SO good, LOL..
Comment by romi41 — January 10, 2008 @ 11:54 pm |
I’d take the hard drive out of Romi’s ass ANY DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK before going to fucking Wal fucking Mart! Oh wait that hard drive was up YOUR ass, right? Never fucking mind. Now who’s the asshole?
Hooray for the Europeans! Disney tried to do something there too, and some smartass called it “a cultural Chernobyl”! Disneycorp, in my book, is the asshole of the century.
The Chinese, like us, are a scourge upon the earth, and we won’t be stopped until there’s not one fucking drop of oil, blade of grass, or fucking tree left.
Done Fucking Pontificating Now Thanks!
Comment by David — January 14, 2008 @ 1:37 pm |
@ Bronson – thanks man, that fucking term just popped into my fucking head and it stuck.
@ King – me fucking too
@ greenie – yeah, I guess I do too now that you fucking mention it.
@ paul – consider yourself fucking lucky. but there’s plenty of fucking shit that sucks in europe too
@ Romi – as it happens, I didn’t have a hard drive up my ass that day so he was totally screwed
@ David – I, too, would take a fucking hard drive out of Romi’s ass any day of the fucking week
Comment by nahole — January 16, 2008 @ 11:25 am |
oh my gosh! my ass is worthy of pulling a hard-drive out of? And not one but TWO endorsements? Wow, it’s a good day to be me
Comment by romi41 — January 16, 2008 @ 1:26 pm |
damn straight Romi. But watch the fuck out who some motherfucker trying to shove a hard drive in there, OK?
Comment by nahole — January 16, 2008 @ 1:31 pm |
I’ll make sure it’s only a reputable motherfucker who shoves hard-drives up my ass; thanks for looking out!
Comment by romi41 — January 16, 2008 @ 1:36 pm |
No fucking problem. If you need someone to keep an eye on your ass and stuff just let me know.
Comment by nahole — January 16, 2008 @ 1:37 pm |
haha..okay, you’re my Go-To ass-watcher..wow, all this ass-talk, am I seriously at work right now? LOL….
Comment by romi41 — January 16, 2008 @ 1:50 pm |