As always I was fucking struggling today for my Asshole of the Week. It’s not that fucking easy. It’s not that I can’t think of tons of asshole, frankly they’re fucking everywhere you fucking look; it’s trying to come up with someone who’s especially irritating to me.
So today, as I was fucking stewing on this, I happened to walk by a fucking TV; and there, on the screen, was my salvation. I don’t really have any reason to dislike this jackass other than the fact that he’s alive. I mean he’s never done anything to me personally but hell, that means fucking nothing in my book.
This guy though just LOOKS like a total asshole. He’s got asshole hair and an asshole mustache and an asshole bow tie and makes asshole puns and is on asshole TV and talks about Hollywood which is just fucking full of assholes. So here he is, this week’s Asshole of the Week:
Gene Fucking Shalit. What is there NOT to hate about this clown? I mean really, today his fucking stache was down to his fucking gross nipples, hanging as limp as a drunk dude’s dong. I wish he’d be in a fucking snuff film as the fucking star.
And so, just for looking and acting and sounding like a fucking douche bag, Gene Shalit gets the nod as Asshole of the Week.
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Pingback by Brainless links « Sans Brains — January 25, 2008 @ 2:08 pm |
LOL so glad to see you haven’t lost your edge.. in fact, i think it’s gotten sharper
Comment by joebecca — January 25, 2008 @ 9:29 pm |
So fucking nice to have you back Joey
Comment by nahole — January 26, 2008 @ 12:14 am |
“I mean he’s never done anything to me personally but hell, that means fucking nothing in my book.”
Hahaha…that line is SO classic A-Hole…I love it
Comment by romi41 — January 27, 2008 @ 10:47 pm |
Anyone who wears a tie that looks like it was made from a molested grandma quilt deserves a swift kick in the nads.
Comment by greenmetropolis — January 28, 2008 @ 12:18 pm |
@Romi – since I try to avoid most fucking assholes, few of them EVER do anything to me personally – but that doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking assholes.
@Greenie – I’ll fucking hold him down, OK?
Comment by nahole — January 28, 2008 @ 12:51 pm |
Done! Or better yet, I’ll challenge him to a Roshambo (or however you spell it). My balls are metaphorical, sucker! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Comment by greenmetropolis — January 29, 2008 @ 9:45 am |
Gene SHalit has a cleft palate!
http://cakerockstheparty.wordpress.com/2008/01/12/the-duality-of-man-is-always-perplexing-so-lets-watch-movies-instead/
Comment by Elvi Patterson! — February 4, 2008 @ 2:18 am |
@ greenie – you should teabag that dumb motherfucker with you invisible balls. that would give him a fucking thing or two to think about.
@ Elvi – the fucking douchebag is just one giant ass cleft.
Comment by nahole — February 4, 2008 @ 7:46 am |