Q – Hi N.A. – VDay is coming up fast and I’m hoping that a hopeless romantic like you will have some good ideas on making it a great day for me and whomever I end up with that night. Probo
A – Me and fucking romance – virtually fucking synonymous – good fucking call. There’s a little fucking cocktail that I think makes for the perfect night of romance – I call it “the Ask N.A. Hole VD Blast Pack.” Here’s all you need: a Roofie, a Viagra and a RU-486.
This little combo is sure to bring a fucking smile to your face without the pesky consequences of having to have a fucking relationship or some shit. It’s basically the knock out, the cock out and the zygote out. Pretty fucking perfect if you ask me.
People who don’t know how to enjoy VD are assholes.
What the hell is a RU-486?
Comment by Steve — February 10, 2008 @ 2:11 am |
Dude, there’s this new fucking thing called fucking Google and you can find fucking anything I hear. But in case your fucking computer doesn’t have it, here’s a “link” – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mifepristone.
Comment by nahole — February 10, 2008 @ 6:46 am |
It’s called “she’s a jackass for not being on the pill her damned self” thank you very much. I hate fucking Valentines day for the sole reason that I’m always fucking single. Apparently there is something off-turning about a girl who speaks her fucking mind and swears up a fucking storm and is all up with the nookie and shit. Call me crazy!
Anyways, my idea of a perfect Valentines would be to go see the theatre production of Evil Dead, and sit in the front row to get covered in fake blood. Then go for fucking street meat (or faux street meat in my case) and sit in the park chucking pebbles and shit and cute couples holding hands and exchanging barfy cards and shit. And if I’m doing that with a cute boy who’s totally down with the makeouts later, that’s even better.
Comment by greenmetropolis — February 11, 2008 @ 11:57 am |
When you give someone the NA Hole VD Blast Pack you don’t check if they’re on the fucking pill Greenie – frankly, the RU-486 is just a courtesy.
You’ve Valentine’s Day dream date sounds fucking awesome. I’d be down for that – but for a little more than makeouts as a fucking night cap.
Comment by nahole — February 11, 2008 @ 12:43 pm |
You could have just said abortion pill. Haha.
Comment by Steve — February 12, 2008 @ 5:38 pm |
Fuck that man – I only want people in the fucking know to use this fucking luvbom
Comment by nahole — February 14, 2008 @ 2:30 pm |
you fucking rock dude.
Comment by joebecca — February 16, 2008 @ 6:09 pm |
Thanks Joe – you fucking rock too; i’d slip you one of these combos in a fucking second.
Comment by nahole — February 16, 2008 @ 8:23 pm |