Q – I don’t know who or what you are but I hold you responsible for what happen to me. I finded a picture of me at my work. The picture was of me sleeping with some man’s scrotum on my cheek and my wife licking it. I confront her and she show me you story about “tea-bagginig.” You and her think this is funny? I am going to divorce! You and her are bad and sick people! Clyde
A – Wow, you must REALLY fucking suck to have someone do that shit to you. I mean why else would you’re fucking wife do that? If you were a cool guy and shit she prolly wouldn’t do it. If you were nice or hung like a fucking stallion of had a tongue like Gene Simmons or something she prolly wouldn’t do it. If you made a shit load of money and gave her nice shit and took her on exotic fucking vacations she prolly wouldn’t do it. If you were the smartest motherfucker wherever you went or had written books or something or were on fucking TV she prolly wouldn’t have do it.
There’s like a million fucking reasons for her NOT to have some guy rub his nuts on your face and lick them while he did. Therefore, you must be a fucking loser and an asshole. Too fucking bad jackass. Better fucking luck next time. Oh, wait, there is no fucking next time. You’re fucking screwed.
Shit dude, if I knew someone with shit ass grammar like that I’d do more than play a nasty prank on him. I would be going to divorce too! Cause? Married to a dumb fucking retard.
Comment by greenmetropolis — February 13, 2008 @ 11:27 am |
According to fashion experts. This years “IN” accessory will a teabagged ballsack on one’s chin. I can’t wait for fashion week at bryant park!
Comment by Elvi Patterson! — February 14, 2008 @ 2:17 pm |
@ greenie – yeah, i fucking love some of the shit fucking emails that douche bags send to me – they’re fucking ass hairs.
@ Elvi – just as long as the fucking scrot bag isn’t being taken off me to attach to any fucking one.
Comment by nahole — February 14, 2008 @ 2:32 pm |
lol thats the funniest thing i’ve heard all goddamned day.
sorry im a bit late on this one, i’ve been away from my comp for a few weeks. i bought porn mags for some reason.
Comment by Pink Bunny — February 16, 2008 @ 4:56 am |
I can understand the need to buy fucking porn mags if you were away from your computer; but if you have a fucking computer handy, the thing’s a fucking pornucopia of dirty goodness.
Comment by nahole — February 16, 2008 @ 2:31 pm |