I fucking love the word CUNT. Totally fucking like to hear it and see it in print and shit. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT.
Why fucking people have a problem with this fucking word is beyond me. I think the only people who have problems with the word CUNT are assholes. Yesterday was a red letter day for the word CUNT. Rarely are we fucking treated to people saying CUNT on TV but it happened yesterday. That’s right, yesterday, Jane Fucking Fonda said CUNT on TV.
Does that mean she’s the Asshole of the Week? No fucking way; it means she fucking rocks. So who in the whole CUNTgate fiasco earns the fucking prize? That answer to that question is two fold (get the subtle allusion to a CUNT? . . .).
The prime Asshole of the Week award goes to that bipedal turd Meredith Vieira for fucking apologizing for the word CUNT. She’s sharing this week’s fucking honors with all the other douche bags and NBC who got their fucking knickers in a twist over the word CUNT.
Look, all women have them, most men fucking love them and anyone who has issues with them is a total fucking asshole. But Meredith and NBC get the gold this week for being total fucking cock slaps over Jane Fonda saying CUNT.
Congratulations gang, you’re this week’s Asshole of the Week.
I rather like cock slaps.
Comment by Maxine — February 15, 2008 @ 6:35 pm |
Yeah, well slappin’ the old fuckin’ cock around isn’t the worst thing in the world I guess.
Comment by nahole — February 15, 2008 @ 10:52 pm |
cunt just sounds better.
Comment by Pink Bunny — February 16, 2008 @ 4:53 am |
Cunt…it’s a way of life for some people. like this girl i just “broke up” with. we were friends for 8 years, but she is just too much of a cunt for me. Later cunt!
Comment by joebecca — February 16, 2008 @ 11:17 am |
cunt does sound fucking good, Pink, I have to agree with you there
@Joe – Cunts are just so fucking versatile, don’t you think? I mean you can piss out of them, drop babies out of the damn things, fuck them, eat them, et-fucking-cetara.
Comment by nahole — February 16, 2008 @ 2:34 pm |
Oh, sorry. I thought we were talking about the actual action, not the phrase.
Nevermind.
It’s cunt all the way.
Comment by Maxine — February 16, 2008 @ 2:55 pm |
This bitch needs another face lift, because she doesn’t look enough like Skelator yet.
Comment by Steve — February 19, 2008 @ 6:55 am |
I love the word cunt. Cuntcuntcuntcuntcunt. I love my cunt, and I love calling people cunts. It’s a win-win situation.
Comment by Emerald — February 19, 2008 @ 12:33 pm |
@ Maxine – the actual action is pretty cool too
@ Steve – no fucking shit
@ Greenie – Me fucking too. I’m glad you like your cunt. I’m sure it rocks.
Comment by nahole — February 19, 2008 @ 12:52 pm |
Wanna know who doesn’t like cunts? Assholes. Because they hate the fucking competition.
Comment by nahole — February 19, 2008 @ 12:54 pm |
I love “minge”, “flaps” and “snatch” myself although the occasional “cunt” goes down well.
Comment by Qelqoth — February 21, 2008 @ 5:16 am |
Shit Qelqoth, you can call it snatch, trim, pussy, gash – it’s all the fucking same to me and it’s all fucking awesome.
Comment by nahole — February 21, 2008 @ 6:58 pm |