I don’t know what it is but that this week’s Asshole of the Week really pisses me off. Back in the day this guy was a douche bag and nothing’s fucking changed since then. He shove his fucking cock face into all kinds of fucking jizzness. And guess fucking what – it’s fucking annoying. So for the most part this dick head has been out of the fucking lime light but every now and fucking then he decides to crawl out of under his fucking rock to stink up the fucking place – and he’s getting ready to do it again. So who the fuck am I talking about?
King Fucking Douche Bag and this week’s Asshole of the Week:
That’s right – Ralph “the fucking spoiler” Nader is this week’s Asshole of the Fucking Week. This scarred piece of shit gets a fucking boner every time he can do his part to get some fucking Republican sperm stain elected by siphoning off votes from the Democrats. Just fucking look at his left fucking eye – it just fucking screams – “I had a fucking stroke and I suck.” I mean this guy must get free BJs from every fucking Republican candidate you can fucking think of and then some.
Hey cock – do America a fucking favor and stay the fuck out of it this time, OK? The last thing we need if eight more fucking years of the fucking Republicans because this sphincter is fucking itching again.
Listen Ralph, you’ve never fucking one anything in your whole fucking life and now you have: you’re this week’s Asshole of the Week.
I fucking love your Democratic ass!
Comment by Lucky — February 22, 2008 @ 11:33 pm |
I got a chance to meet and interview Ralph… won’t go into the details about his very successful campaigns against corporate power in America, over the past thirty years or so, but believe me little one, if you’re a liberal, Ralph has done some good for our side.
Ralph doesn’t see himself as a spoiler, and after my talk with him, neither do I. As he sees it, his job is to bring the Democratic candidates to the left. Otherwise, we have a bunch of D’s and R’s jockeying for “most centrist asshole.” No one should run unopposed, even for the progressive vote, and if you think the D candidates are TRULY liberal, you should read more things… or anything.
Sorry to say it, but it doesn’t matter if you check the D box or the R box… its the same shit, just different piles. Be thankful that there’s a truly progressive voice on the airwaves. If he draws a few votes from Obama, perhaps Obama should move a bit to the left, and stop pandering to those shitheads in Ohio. Also, you should say fuck less, you sound like a douchebag. Thanks!
Comment by J — April 15, 2008 @ 9:54 pm |