Q – I don’t know if you saw this darling but when I came across it I thought of you – Hep A Crashes Ashton Kutcher’s Birthday Party. Donna.
A – Thanks Donna, you have no fucking idea how hard my dick just got. Since I don’t read the fucking Wall Street Journal I hadn’t heard about this but man and I fucking happy. I hope all of the fucking shitholes celebrities that were at this fucking colon’s party get fucking sick and shit.
The only thing about fucking Hep A is that it isn’t fucking fatal. Some of the symptoms are pretty fucking lame – headache, nausea, tiredness – crap that lazybone douche bag celebs whine about all the fucking time.
There were plenty of these scrot bags there – Bruce Willis, Madonna, Gweneth Paltrow, Demi Moore, and – of course – Ashton Kutcher. All of these people are asshole; except maybe Ashton Kutcher – but only because he might have gotten all the other fucks sick.
