Q - I have to say that I hate the summer. There are totally no holidays from July 4th to Labor Day. That’s just week. Don’t you think every month should have a holiday? Super Sharpie
A - Look jackass, every fucking day in the summer is a goddamn holiday, what the fuck are you talking about? Sure, some fucks still have to go to work and shit - but even for them there are good fucking reasons to be happy - unlike you you dumb sad fuck.
First of all, in the fucking summer, chicks forget to dress like fucking matrons and shit and pull out all the slutty stops. Small shirts, short skirts, bare skin - holy crap you have to fucking love it. Every damn day in summer should be called fucking skin day.
Second, it stays fucking light out and shit. That way you have more time to do shit without have to use any fucking lights or anything. You can sit out side and drink until all fucking night since not only is it fucking light but it’s also fucking warm. Don’t be a fucking pussy.
Third, it’s OK to get totally wasted in the summer. I don’t know why, but it just seems like people don’t mind when you get totally shit faced in the summer. I mean if you show up someplace in the winter totally fucked up you’re gonna get the hairy eyeball. Not so in the fucking summer - people just seem to smile and wave you right in - even if you puke.
Fourth, sex is way easier. Combine my first three points - hot chicks, out all night and plenty of booze - and you get the final reason summer rocks. Easy access to pussy. I would give up every fucking holiday in the world for easy access to fucking pussy - wouldn’t you? I mean fuck . . . hot chicks in skimpy outfits. Sweating. Getting drunk. Sitting on picnic tables at like midnight. Goin’ down on you?
Fuck man, summer fucking ROCKS! Anyone who hates the summer is a stupid fucking asshole.
