So once in a fucking while I like to stop being an asshole for a moment and take time to reflect on the good fucking things in life. Chick. Beer. Weed. But look, man can’t live on those great things alone, so from time to fucking time you’re going to need to eat. The problem is most food sucks. You have to buy it or prepare it or shit and that fucking sucks.
Well, sure it sucks, but sometimes you get out what you put in – and in this case – where what you put in is a pound of fucking bacon – what you get out is fan-fucking-tastic.
My friends, I give you . . . courtesy of Supersizedmeals.com . . . bacon fucking cereal
Bacon Fucking Cereal
When I saw this fucking thing I had an instant fucking boner. Fuckin’ A that is so full of fat and shit – and fucking salt. Man, that would clog the pipes for weeks if it weren’t so fucking full-o-fat. This shit will lube you the fuck up and have you shitting six ways till Sunday. I’m going to go home today, cook up the bacon, do a dozen or so fucking bong hits, and eat this fucking shit.
It’s going to be fucking awesome.
People who don’t like bacon are assholes.
Hi N.A.
Your blogs had me laughing out loud!.. at first.. then i look around and you are using “Fuck” literally everywhere. Makes you look like either a 13 year old or you’re just going for some cheap synthetic thrills for your 13 year old audience. Thats nasty. Keep up the good work otherwise.
Boner B
Comment by Boner B — February 25, 2009 @ 10:02 am |
Sorry about my potty mouth and shit. My fucking parents were too goddamn cheap to buy any fucking soap or anything.
Comment by nahole — April 27, 2009 @ 7:38 pm |
WTF is the white stuff, your own jizz or something? That certainly’ aint milk – though it could be fucking man yogurt.
Comment by Urna Hole — July 2, 2009 @ 10:13 pm |