Some douche just posted that this is the fucking 8th fucking year of American Fucking Idol. Why the fuck do we need this shit? Some people might give me shit for judging this show without ever having watched it – but guess what, I’ve never fucked a goat either . . .
One bunch of dirty sluts in Texas have the right fucking idea – they started a little something they call “Stripper Idol” and you know what? It sounds fucking great to me. But guess what – the fucking ass-munches at fucking Fox are boo-hoo-hooing about it saying, “whaa, whaa, we’re a bunch of fucking pussies and we want them to fucking stop . . .”
I say fuck that. I love naked fucking chick and I hate wannabe douche bag celebrities – so guess what I’d rather fucking watch? I’ll take some dirty MILF trying her hand at pole dancing any day before I’d be interested in some cockwad like Clay Aiken. That little shit smells like balls.
The sooner we can get American Idol off the air an replace it with Stripper Idol the better off we’ll all fucking be.
People who love American Idol are fucking douche bags and assholes.
Fuck, I actually thought this show was over. Guess I was wrong.
Comment by bronsonfive — January 23, 2009 @ 12:59 am |
Yeah, no fucking shit. Seriously, it makes eyes a torture to have.
Comment by nahole — January 26, 2009 @ 5:40 pm |
I hate that show too. In fact, I consider it just another symptom of our society’s decadence. In the biblical sense, it’s actually idolatery–but that doesn’t stop Christians and Jews from engaging in it.
Religion aside, people don’t become true idols by winning idol contests. They become idols by living their lives, without seeking to be idols.
As for devout “American Idol” fans, they need to get off their idle asses, and live!
Comment by Scott — April 27, 2009 @ 6:32 pm |