Q Hola Asshole – just came up with a genius idea I wanted to share with you cause it works. The other day I knew I was gonna get wasted and that I wasn’t gonna wanna work the next day. I didn’t wanna waste vacation so here’s what I did. I ate a load of beans and cabbage and stuff and waited. As soon as I could feel the effects I started hanging close to my boss and acting woozy. Pretty soon the effects kicked in and I was stinking the place up. He tried to ignore it but between my moaning and the stink there was no way. I told him my roommate had some kind of bug – nasty – and he sent me home and told me to lay low till things passed. That was a couple a days ago. You should try it it works great. Tootin Tony
A – From your fucking ass to gods fucking ear (or fucking nose in this case). That’s fucking awesome. If I had a fucking job I would do it. But guess what loser – I don’t fucking work. That shit would fucking interfere with me getting baked, getting drunk and getting laid.
It’s actually kind of fucking sad that you even need to stoop to shit like that to have fucking fun. But I’ll pretend I fucking understand how the fucking world works and shit. You’re just fucking lucky you boss doesn’t like sniffing farts or you might had had to do a fucking command performance or something.
People who like sniffing farts are assholes.
