Q – Hey Hole. You seen that Hardee’s commercial yet? It’s got you written all over it. Frito
A – Nice job not giving me much to go on douche bag. Thankfully I’m fucking smarter than you are and I found what you were fucking talking about. Here’s what the stupid pecker meant:
I gotta admit, it’s a pretty fucking funny commmercial. The only thing that fucking sucks about it is that the douche bags all prefer the b-hole to the a-hole; and since I’m a fucking asshole that kind of fucking hurts. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a fucking b-hole.
Anyhow, a tip of the asshat to the guys at Hardee’s for having a fucking sense of humor.

