You know what fucking sucks? Needing to take a fucking crap and there not being a single fucking bathroom in sight. That’s what’s happening to me this very fucking second. I can feel the shit building up but there’s not a fucking thing I can do about it. Sure I’ve crapped my pants from time-to-time but I’m talking to this fucking chick who has no fucking idea what I’m writing or even that I need to shit. She’s so fucking hot. This fucking sucks.
July 1, 2009
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I hate it when you have to take a serious shit while driving. Just makes me want to cut a hole in my seat so I can take shit at 50 mph. It’s a genius idea, and anyone who doesn’t think so are fucking assholes.
Kevin.
Comment by Kevin Lara — July 12, 2009 @ 6:59 pm |