I’m fucking bored and shit so here are three jokes:
Q – How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A – Two – one to change the bulb and one to suck my cock.
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Q – What’s the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A – A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull out your meat.
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Q – What’s the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A – A washing machine doesn’t want to cuddle after you dump a load in it.
If you have any really awesome jokes like these send ‘em my fucking way so I can be even more fucking popular with the ladies. People who don’t like awesome jokes are assholes.
