Q – this is kind of embarrasing to ask but i need some advice. the other day i was at work and was on im with this chick and she was getting all dirty on the web cam for me and i ended up kind of toching my dick through my pants and ended up cumming. i tried to be mellow but someone saw. help.
A – You fucking douche bag. You fucking jack off at work? There’s nothing wrong with that but that’s what fucking stalls are for you idiot. I would have just excused my self and gone and taken care of fucking business and no one would have been the wiser. What to fucking do? Well that depends. If it was a dude that busted you you should have just said, “yeah man, my fucking cock needs a workout every few hours, you know what I mean?” and left it at that. It it was a chick you should have fucking asked her to suck the jizz out for you. Chicks dig the taste of cum and it would have probably been a nice fucking break for her, you know?
Another fucking thing you might want to consider is whether you need a fucking job at all. I can sit around and jack off all day and not give a shit about what happens or who sees it because I’m just that fucking kind of a guy.
People who have trouble with cum stains on other people’s pants are assholes.
