Q – My techno weenie friends all are talking about buzz. What’s up with that? Cleo
A – Well Cleo you came to the fucking right guy to ask about buzz because I try to get fucking buzzed every fucking day. Some days I start off with a few bong hits before I even get off the fucking couch. At noon I’m ready to crack a few fucking cold ones – but never before noon, I don’t want people to think I’m a fucking lush or something.
I decided to do some investigating though since you mentioned tech and I found out there’s some other buzz shit happening right now. I guess fucking Google found out about Twitter or something cause that’s what they’re trying to do – make fucking twitter for email or some shit. WTF? I use gmail cause it’s fucking free and shit but I don’t think everyone i talk to fucking does.
Google is getting so fucking full of themselves it makes me fucking wanna use Bing or something. Phones, internet access, buzz, wave – give me a fucking break. All this shit is just fucking that – shit that you don’t fucking need. If you want to get buzzed take my fucking advice – go score yourself a nice bag and smoke the fuck up. And help your weenie friends loosen up by giving them a few fucking hits too.
People who get boners over computers and shit are assholes.
