Listen, I don’t want to brag, but I’m an asshole. When I was born I guess that my parents were drunk or something because they called me N.A. I don’t have a name, just two fucking letters: N.A. What sucks even more than not having a name is that my last name is fucking Hole. That’s right, my name is N.A. Hole – as in an a-hole as in an asshole – and it stinks. Imagine with me if you will what it was like for me growing up – “oh look, there goes an a-hole” “oh my god, an a-hole asked me out for a date” etc. I think you get the fucking picture.
For what it’s worth, I decided to start a site to see if I couldn’t put my name to some good use for all mankind. And if I can’t, well fuck it.
Seriously. This is my favorite fucking blog. I love that you’re an assole. Keeping being an assole. Please update your site every 20 minutes so I have something to do with all my fucking free time. Don’t be an assole and keep us waiting.
Comment by abarclay12 — July 10, 2007 @ 4:07 pm |
Whatever. If more fucking people would send me goddamn fucking questions I could do it more so tell your douche bag friends to write to me or something.
Comment by nahole — July 10, 2007 @ 6:10 pm |
I only told my hot friends to write to you, but they’re too pussy or lazy to do it. Assoles, all of them.
Comment by abarclay12 — July 13, 2007 @ 1:54 pm |
With fucking friends like that, who needs fucking toilet paper. Just wipe your ass on those goddamn shitheads.
Comment by nahole — July 13, 2007 @ 4:58 pm |
Abarclay12 was right: this is the funniest fucking blog or funniest “anything written on screen” I’ve ever seen. I’d love to ask you question so you could answer it on your blog, but I’m terrified of the million ways you can make me look like a douche-bag (like that dude with the fake-girlfriend who thought that fruit-pic was a deformed asshole)…wait, that wasn’t a question was it? Oh shit, THAT was a question…oh shit, don’t call me retard on your blog.
Thank you.
-Romi
Comment by romi41 — July 14, 2007 @ 11:16 am |
Well Romi thanks for the fucking compliment or whatever. You didn’t really ask a fucking question by the fucking way so it’s going to kind of hard for me to answer you. I wish I could really make people look like douche bags in a million ways. That would be a fucking awesome skill to have. I could use it to cut down assholes like loggers clear-fucking-cutting some goddamn monkey infested jungle.
Comment by nahole — July 14, 2007 @ 11:32 am |
Clear-cutting douchebags like the Amazon forest…the thought of how society would benefit from that, sends shivers of excitement down my spine. Now if only there was a way…
Comment by romi41 — July 15, 2007 @ 7:46 pm |
I LOVE YOUR BLOG A-HOLE! THANKS FOR READING MINE AS WELL.
Comment by joebec — July 31, 2007 @ 11:21 am |
Hey A-Hole, I’ve been fucking thinking about you. Where have you been all of our fucking lives?
Comment by abarclay12 — July 31, 2007 @ 12:49 pm |
I’ve always fucking been here – but have been fucking quiet before now; but as you know, when an asshole speaks people listen.
Comment by nahole — August 1, 2007 @ 2:56 pm |
you know i fucking do! speak that shit asshole! fuck yeah!
Comment by joebec — August 1, 2007 @ 5:22 pm |
I have recently sent a question with hopes that you have the answer I have been desperately searching for.
Comment by cowgalutah — September 26, 2007 @ 2:39 pm |
Just wanted to let you know I totally get off on reading your blog at work. Makes the day go by while I’m surrounded by assholes.
Comment by greenmetropolis — October 16, 2007 @ 11:21 am |
That’s fucking nice of you to say. I get off on our little repartee as well.
Comment by nahole — October 16, 2007 @ 11:26 am |
Glad to contribute
Comment by greenmetropolis — October 18, 2007 @ 11:32 am |
wow. you’re such an asshole.
and your blog is hilarious, as a result.
Comment by nicolle — January 28, 2008 @ 1:59 am |
@Nicolle – Thanks, what can I say? I’m N.A. Hole; and deep inside I think most fucking people are assholes too.
Comment by nahole — January 28, 2008 @ 6:27 am |
You are great!
Comment by rusty — September 18, 2008 @ 9:46 am |
love this blog.
Comment by nanci — October 2, 2008 @ 8:25 am |
It makes my dick hard that people love this fucking blog. I have a boner right now. Thanks.
Comment by nahole — October 8, 2008 @ 11:44 am |
Dear god…may i ask what the pic of the bruised up leaf thing is? or do i really not want to know…hilarious blog. I wish SOO bad I had a problem that could be helped by your cockblow of a blog. I’ve enjoyed reading through it.
ps Assholes are essential to keep the world afloat and funny.
Comment by Shweta — March 3, 2009 @ 9:24 pm |