N.A. Hole – Art Fucking God

So the fucking response to my fucking Santa Vomit video was pretty fucking positive (at least I fucking thought so). It made me fucking decide to rock out with some fucking new clips. Yesterday I was at the fucking museum of fucking science here in Boston to meet a friend and I came across these fucking people slicing up some motherfucking hearts and lungs and shit.

Then for some fucking reason I started thinking about my fave Xbox game – Bioshock. I don’t know why but the song “How much is that doggie in the window” (which is in the game) popped into my fucking head while they were cutting the shit up. I decided to record the proceedings and made the following little video that I hope you’ll all fucking enjoy.

Dear A-Hole – Lick Me

Q – Hi I’m new here and have seen your infinite words of wisdom all over blogland and have come to you with a question that I feel no one else is qualified to answer. So, without further ado here is my probing question.
Why is it that my dog insists on drinking from the toilet and then licking company on the face?

With deepest regards,
CowGalUtah

A – Shit, that’s an easy fucking question – give me something harder next time.  First of all, your dog is an asshole and is doing that on purpose.  It’s also possible that your guests are assholes and the dog is licking them because they fucking taste like shit.  Do you ever notice a smell of crap when your fucking friends are around?  If so, that’s the fucking problem.  If they don’t smell like fucking shit it’s because your dog is in fact an asshole.