Q – Dear A-Hole, Does it piss you off that some of our taxes are now officially going to those Wall Street fuckers that fucked everything up? I just need to know if someone else out there is angry, because it seems like these days I’m surrounded by complacent morons. Thanks!
A – You bet it fucking pisses me off. I mean what kind of fucking sheep are we that we’ll let some douche bags milk everything they can out of the system, get rich in the fucking process and then ask us to grab our fucking ankles when they fuck everything up to the point of no fucking return? I’m just fucking amazed that people aren’t going fucking nuts in the street.
How the fuck is it that everyone involved with fucking everything up is getting off scott fucking free? I’ll tell you what – if it was up to me we’d be sending every rich motherfucker in America a copy of some history of the French fucking Revolution or something. Just as a little wake up call for what can happen when people finally get pissed enough to act. Instead, the fucked up powers that be are trying to tell all of us to be patient, to dig a little deeper, to put up with more fucking bullshit while the rich motherfuckers get to fuck unicorns and eat diamonds out of each others assholes.
Fuck that. Fuck them. Fuck this fucking bullshit. They make it sound like this fucking bailout is going to help us regular people some how. Yeah right. We’ll get ours after every rich fuck has their to the fucking 1000th power. And meantime, we can’t find enough money to give people heath insurance. Hey fucking mortgage companies, here’s a fucking shitload of money for you, hey fucking Wall Street, how much do you fucking want? Hey fucking oil companies, drill wherever the fuck you want, hey fucking douche bags, lets come up with more fucking ways to screw idiots like N.A. Hole.
Well the fucking joke is on them in my case – I don’t even fucking exist as far as they’re concerned. They have have all my fucking shit because their isn’t any. They can fucking pucker up and dream about kissing asshole and you know what – not one thin fucking cent is going to pop out. They can eat buckets of my fucking shit and all they’ll find in crap. Cause that’s about all I get out of the fucking system so I might as well give it as good as I get.
I’ll tell you fucking what. They should just be fucking arrested. Any motherfuck who’s profiting from everyone else’s pain, grab them and their fucking families and toss them into fucking prison. Liquidate their fucking assets and share the fucking wealth. The fucking mantra of America should be something like One Home per Fucking Family, One Car per Fucking Home – Enough, Enough for Fucking Everyone if No One is a Douche Bag and Steals from the Fucking Poor the line their own fucking pockets.
It makes me so fucking pissed. You have no fucking idea. And what pisses me off almost as much as the raw assed deal these fuckwads are foisting off on us is the the fucking passive way we all take it. It’s like we don’t even care we’re getting reamed up the fucking ass but a bunch of strange cockheads who’d just as soon rip us off as anything fucking else.
Fuck. These people are assholes and need to underfucking stand that.
