Q – Hello N.A. – hope I am catching you at a good time. I was curious if you were going to vote today. I’m guessing the answer is “no” but thought I’d check just in case. Stevie
A – Actually, I did fucking vote today – and I’ll get to that in a second. First let me tell you a fucking story. I was in bed right, at like 10:00 this morning or something, and some douche bag calls and wakes me up. I can barely understand what she’s saying cause the music is so loud and shit. It should like she’s telling me it’s erection day though. I’m like “what the fuck” and tell her no thanks, every day is erection day for me and hang up. Then I realized she was saying election day. Good thing I’m an asshole or I might have felt bad about it or something.
Of course as soon as I went out people were all talking about the election and fucking shit. I was honestly not going to vote but here in Massachusetts we have this thing – Proposittion 2 that’s all about making it cool to smoke weed so of course I was all fucking for it. So I smoked a bone and wandered down to this fucking school near where I’m staying at the moment (which happens to be my fucking parents house again).
When I got there there was a fucking line. It pissed me off but I was feeling no fucking pain. I just chilled and checked out the fucking MILFs waiting around me. There was lots of bangable chicks so I tried to coax one of them into a fucking BJ or something – no fucking dice though.
Well I was waiting to vote I called that prick Chris the Asshole to see what all the voting was about. He gave me the low down and helped me decide who the fuck to vote for and shit. In the end, I did vote – AND managed to get laid (in the back of this chick’s minivan – after I shared some weed).
I voted for that Obama guy. He seems like more of a dude than the old guy.
Remember to vote and shit. You might be able to vote for weed like me.
