Dear A-Hole – Magic is for Asshats

Q – Hi Hole – I was watching magic on YouTube today and found myself asking, hey, what does N.A. Hole have to say about magic?  So here I am writing to ask you: what do you think about magic.  Nancy Drew

A – Well “Nancy” if that is your real fucking name (which I fucking doubt), I think magic is for sap, stooges and suckers; and anyone with half a fucking brain could figure that out in a fucking second.  I mean shit, I looked around on YouTube to find the stupidest trick I could find to make my fucking point.  Check out this cock hole:

Does he think everyone is as mentally deficient as he is?  Hello asshole – we all fucking  understand how fucking pause works.  He might want to do a little re-fucking-flection before he tries his next trick – unless it’s making himself vanish.

I guess the one fucking upside to magic and shit online is that you don’t have to fucking watch it or anything.  Not like when some assclown send a fucking magicgram to you for your birthday or you get dragged to a fucking magic show or something.  I’ll be honest, I have never had either thing happen to me – first because I hate magic, second because magic is dumb and third because only fucking assholes are into this shit.

I hope I answered your question “Nancy,” the bottom line is that anyone who likes fucking magic is an asshole.

N.A. Hole – Art Fucking God

So the fucking response to my fucking Santa Vomit video was pretty fucking positive (at least I fucking thought so). It made me fucking decide to rock out with some fucking new clips. Yesterday I was at the fucking museum of fucking science here in Boston to meet a friend and I came across these fucking people slicing up some motherfucking hearts and lungs and shit.

Then for some fucking reason I started thinking about my fave Xbox game – Bioshock. I don’t know why but the song “How much is that doggie in the window” (which is in the game) popped into my fucking head while they were cutting the shit up. I decided to record the proceedings and made the following little video that I hope you’ll all fucking enjoy.