If you ever used to read me you know I fucking suck. I am a total fucking loser. I don’t do much besides sit around, jack off and get fucking baked. I still do that fucking shit but you know what? I am getting sick of how fucking much real assholitry I see in this fucking place.
A case in fucking point. Douche Cheney and a bunch of his cock-gobbling buddies are out saying that the Big O is soft on the fucking bombers and shit. Why? Cause he had the fucking underpants guy arrested and wants him put on trial. Guess the fuck what? That’s the same fucking thing Satan and W did with the shoe douche. What’s the fucking difference? One was going to use shoes and the other underwear?
How fucking dumb do these asscracks think we are? Everyone whining about giving fucking terror douches due process instead of sending them to hell (a weekend with Douche Cheney). Why the fuck was it OK for them to follow the law with the shoe guy?
Look, I’m all for colonizing Atlantis with terrorists (just keep swimming down guys, it’s there somewhere) but fair is fair. If it was OK to obey the law with the shoe guy why should O become a criminal just to assuage the far right-up-our-asses?
Lets break this down so that even the fucking dumbest tea bagger can do the math:
Foreign national?
- Shoe Guy – check
- Captain Underpants – check
Tried blowing up a plane?
- Show Guy – check
- Captain Underpants – check
Used an unexpected article of clothing?
- Shoe Guy – check
- Captain Underpants – check
Got arrested by LAW ENFORCEMENT on US Soil
- Shoe Guy – Check
- Captain Underpants – check
Viewed as a Terrorist not an Enemy Combatant
- Shoe Guy – Check
- Captain Underpants – Check
Prosecuted in Federal Court and sentenced to consecutive life sentences
- Shoe Guy – Check
- Captain Underpants – In Process
Arrest and Prosecution Causes Right Wing Assholes ire?
- Show Guy – Nope
- Captain Underpants – Check
Maybe if some fucking right winger reads this they can explain why the approach taken by Bush and Satan was right for the shoe bomber while the SAME FUCKING APPROACH taken by Obama was WRONG for Captain Underpants. I mean really, can some one tell me. I’m a pretty fucking stupid guy but the only thing that seems different to me is how far up their own asses some people have their fucking heads.
People who shove their heads up their own asses are total fucking assholes.
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